"Freeze all motor functions!"


People still speculate a lot about secret Helsinki meeting of Trump and Putin. I have a pretty good idea what Putin's first word to Trump was behind that door. Seriously, what else could it be?

Thinking Glasses


It's time to replace your thinking hat!
The only alternate to your thinking hat is now available!
They certainly help you to focus on your thoughts clearer than ever!
Special limited edition of Thinking Toupee is also now on sale!

Common anxieties caused by worn out thinking hat:
- getting occupied by cats
- I hear some whispering from it.
- It smells like hell.
- I think it tries to peel my toupee purposely when I take it off.

Of course you can still enjoy looking for your glasses while having them on your head.


Senator Orrin Hatch uses them too!

BTW, he is the longest serving republican in U.S. history. He announced he is not running for the next term.

twists and turns

https://www.chess.com/live/game/2748325501
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2722859361
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2720677052
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2717554071
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2702525228
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2702045000
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2695439415
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2657180935
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2648258162
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2647825695
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2634724671
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2527876413
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2408531586
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2365130917
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2327146923
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2292978636
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2291340051
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2289035664
https://www.chess.com/live/game/2287041207

Truth speaks for itself.


Speaker Paul Ryan almost said that in his very opening statement! God! He is so natural. Apparently, he may not have completely fallen to the dark side. lol

Extremely Rare Marshmallow Tree



Production of marshmallow has always been used by a power play in politics. It's even said that a man who conquers marshmallow trees would consequently conquers a country. In 1965, international marshmallow treaty was concluded among major marshmallow producing countries. Thereafter transfer of original marshmallow trees has been strictly prohibited. The treaty brought in some stability to the region. However, it also made this real marshmallow vanished from world market. To fulfill the demand for marshmallow, so-called "artificial marshmallow" was invented. It has grown to dominate the market ever since. That is very why some of you may even not know this very unique marshmallow trees exist. More than 99% of what you may think genuine marshmallow around the glove is actually "artificial marshmallow". Its taste is very closely represented by artificial ones, however its distinctive lovely flavor has never been quite successfully imitated.

"Bagless Bag"has now been released!

Bagless Bag
In the effort of making original light-weight compact bag, I did not compromise on minimizing every aspect to make it happen. Even the most fundamentally untouchable element of a bag was not an exception. Sometime after processing, I realized its bag part had already gone. >﹏< The above picture of the test piece which has been put in practice over 3 years in my life shows how fine it still appears. To such a minimal cyclist who I am, this item has become something I can simply be helpless without. Also, its usage is ridiculously unlimited that you can even anchor yourself with street signs although I really don't know why.




President Donald Trump... Not so fast?

FW1I have to say I was totally underestimating how American people are seriously addicted to reality shows. In no time, they should soon realize it's just too real to enjoy watching. The result of this election broke all the familiar faces I adore. People are so desperate. Unthinkable thing happens. It just might have another unthinkable twist at the end. Who knows? Here is your last hope. My magic 8 says "It's not certain." It is always right.